Breathe..

 

(Source: epic-vines)

whiteswan93:

teacakes:

OH, DAMN… IT’S NOTHING! IT’S STUPID! YOU KNOW THOSE BLACK SHOES? I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID. I BOUGHT THIS BLACK DRESS TO GO WITH THOSE BLACK SHOES, WHICH I FORGOT TO PACK. I HAVE 6 OTHER PAIR OF SHOES, 2 OF WHICH ARE RUNNING SHOES IN CASE YOU’RE UP FOR A LITTLE GAME LATER. AND NOW I’M DOUBLY SCREWED BECAUSE I HAVE 2 BLACK DRESSES AND NO BLACK SHOES. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, “WHO CARES WHAT COLOR SHOES SHE’S WEARING?” BUT BELIEVE ME, WOMEN NOTICE.

what is this beauteous creation???

(Source: dumbegg)

one time I went on a date with a boy, and he wore these shoes.

however after the date he never talked to me again.

I think I might have catfished someone. I hope I look like my pictures..

(Source: telojuropordior)

caramelfringe:

offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

watery afro?

how about greasy white bitches hair?

neatpotatoes:

iconic

I really want more of this video

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

dear universe:

I want a lover I don’t have to love

(I want a love that I want to love)

explosino:

kruel-kid:

explosino replied to your post “jesuschill replied to your post “jesuschill replied to your post…”

*cries* I need to do some fuckin’ squats. Why do I have to work for a nice ass, God?!

#EAT MORE BREAD

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I’m so tired of being alone.